At the gates of heaven, we will laugh for eternity.
Hilarious Mary Mother, make us cry
enjoy a brilliant pun or one-liner
Funny father, laugh with us
dance at the great powwow of the Holy Silly
Witty mother, chortle with us
leave offerings of shenanigans
whoopee cushions, hand buzzers, remote-control fart machines
offer blessings to those untouched by the hand of Romp
those in unfortunate darkness. Those who dance bring the Good Cackling News and chase away darkness,
In the name of the joker, the pun, and the waggish spirit.