There's this cool cat named Nick Cage,
He's in a new film it's all the rage.
He stars as himself,
But not really himself.
You'll laugh so hard, you'll bruise your ribcage.
He won an Oscar for "Leaving Las Vegas."
It's a performance that has stayed with us.
He's a national treasure,
Beyond any measure,
Go see his work - there's nothing more to discuss.